Crump"et (krŭmp"&ebreve;t), n. [Prob. from W. crempog, crammwgth, a pancake or fritter.] A kind of large, thin muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider.

• A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.
  
• (UK slang, uncountable) A person (or, collectively, persons) considered sexually desirable.
       Joan Bakewell was famously described as "the thinking man's crumpet".
       John and his mates have gone out to find themselves some crumpet.